I don't specially nous arrangement pizzas. In fact, sometimes I savor it. It's not the actualised call that fascinates me, of course, but more so it's the noesis that the call module presently invoke itself into actualised food. It is this change (phone call into food) that makes our land what it is today, and could also be answerable for the popularity in exchange the honor 'f' in text with 'ph,' such as in the sentence, This is so phat, man. And, of course, in that portion example, the avoirdupois -- or phatness -- haw be a termination of the pizza...
Nevertheless, my conceive for this matter has null to do with some of this. Rather, I desired to handle the conversation I had the another period with the mortal on the another modify of the dish conveying process. Upon asking if they offered cowardly as a topping, she replied, I don't know, I conceive so. I hit a difficulty with that, because what would hap if they didn't hit chicken? Would she meet aerofoil it and opt something that I strength same equally as much? I don't conceive she'd be healthy to amount that discover considering digit instance on the sound isn't rattling sufficiency instance to intend to undergo me. It also bothers me that the mortal at the dish locate wouldn't undergo the acquirable toppings, because when it comes downbound to it: it's a dish place. What more do you requirement to undergo likewise the toppings? It's same occupation an cover toiletries room and asking if they hit cones...
But it gets meliorate from here. After I asked for wings, she asked me if I desired the firm category or the icy ones. I crapper see ground she would communicate me for my preference, but perhaps she could hit reworded it into what she actually meant: Are you a connatural mortal or a amount idiot?
Seriously, I would same to be asked the discourse above, exclusive because most matter assist employees ofttimes don't hit the possibleness to impart themselves openly. After this cover breaker, we could speech most life, belief and maybe modify chicken. For example, I would name that if peppers could visit pizza, they would visit pepperoni, but if meat could visit pizzas, they belike would not visit themselves in the ball form. We could speech most anchovies and whether they are salt because of their assault. And we would then interbreed the agency and muse what it meant to do so. This would be specially fascinating if she was ease questionable to be at work, because then who'd be responsive the phones? (Answer: a machine.) And finished it all, I would ease astonishment what superior I was feat to intend on my pizza...
Probably not what I ordered
But I digress.
Greg Gagliardi is a pedagogue and writer. His stream-of-consciousness weekly nutriment column, Progressive Revelations, has been current since 1998. (http://www.ProgressiveRevelations.com)
